when will my normal sleep pattern return from war
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
wait for it
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
I LOVE THIS SHOW
you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski
IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT
20 strangers kiss for the first time.
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
i love star trek!!!!
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
Peeing in a public toilet like
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god